Pain in the Gluteus Maximus

So I was looking for something in my pantry to eat tonight.
I stumbled upon this can of spaghetti and meatballs:





















Well this really annoyed me.
Why would somebody make canned spaghetti?
Why would anybody make anything in a can?
Microwaving food is already such a hassle.
Canning that food makes the cooking process nearly unbearable.
First you have to find the can opener.
Then you have to find a place in the kitchen to plug it in.
I don't no about you, but I can never get the can positioned right.
So that sucks.
Then you have to find a container to put the food in.
(I usually use tupperware so I can just through it in the fridge if I don't eat all the food)
Then you have to wait at least a minute.
(Usually three or four)
And then, after all that, you can finally eat.
Gugh!
(My life it too difficult)

We're #1!

I saw a picture taken from space of the North American continent the other day. It surprised me that there wasn't a border between the U.S. and Canada. There wasn't even a snowline that let you know where Canada began. It was all just earth. How the hell am I supposed to know where Canada is, if there's no boundery line and it's not covered in snow?
Why can't every country be as simple as the good ol' U.S.A.
Also, hey would just make English the official language of the world.
And the dollar the official currency.

ps-Europe is filled up to their necks in old shit. They need to tear down all their cathedrals and old stoney streets and embrace modern styles and cultures.
There are only barbarous tribes living in South America and Africa. We might as well take all the resources from those areas and forget about the people. If they can't have the technology and food and fashion that we have, why would they want to live at all? I bet they don't even have soda or phones.
And knobody cares about Australia and Antartica, so fuck them.
Who even lives in Antartica?
Vikings?



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